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Imagine this Tim Burton-esque nightmare: It’s March 17th, and you’ve just conquered several hours of St.Patrick’s Day festivities (not always an easy feat!). Your spirits are high, your tongue is green, and you’ve painstakingly sorted through all your pics to find that one perfect shot. But as you go through the motions to post it to your feed, you realize your noggin simply cannot produce an Instagram caption worthy of your iconic and festive photo. Terrifying! A tragedy! Blame the beer!

But fear not, my friend. That’s where I come in. While you were raging, I was out here rounding up a ton of (dare I say genius?) St. Patrick's Day Instagram captions to accompany your green-and-gold-splashed pics. 90 of 'em, to be exact. Because you deserve to spend less time wracking your brain and more time cheers-ing to ye olde Saint Patrick. Scroll down to take your pick for your pic, then get back to having fun, lass! Slàinte 🍻!

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For showing off your festive 'fit...

• All green everything.
• Can't pinch this. (No really, don't try me.)
• Taste the rainbow.
• Looking pitcher-perfect in green.
• It's not easy being green.
• Wear your greens, kids.
• All photo creds to Mr. Patrick.
• Green on green on green—just like my bank account.
• Is it just me or is green my color???
  
• I'm green, da ba dee da ba di.
• Time to get in a wee bit o' trouble.
• You bet I’m stirring the pot (of gold) today.
• Congrats! Looks like you found the end of the rainbow.
• This may or may not be the only green shirt I own.
• Top o' the mornin' to ya, friends.
• Irish and stylish? Double whammy.

For all your St. Paddy's party pics...

• The pint's the limit.
• Irish you were beer.
• The paddy don't start 'til I walk in.
• Green beer and St. Paddy's cheer. The ultimate combo.
• Whoever said Christmas was the most wonderful time of the year was seriously disturbed.
• Wow, green juice tastes way better today!
• There’s only one day of the year I jump out of bed, and it’s today.
  
• Class tomorrow? Don't craic me up.
• Me, 364 days a year: Cheers! Me, on St. Paddy's Day: Slàinte!
• We're up all night to get lucky.
• Chase your dreams, not your whiskey.
• Just here for the Guinness.
• Don't worry, beer happy. (Sorry, had to.)
• We love to paddy, how 'bout you?
• I don't wanna talk about the fact that tomorrow is Monday.
• Green beer is good for you...because it’s green, duh.
• Going to need all the Irish luck dealing with my hangover tomorrow...
• The best excuse to eat Lucky Charms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• Def doing an Irish Goodbye at some point today.
• Irish this day came more than once a year.

For celebrating your Irish heritage (or lack thereof)...

• I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% Irish (today, at least).
• Happy Niall Horan day to all who celebrate!
• Irish whiskey makes me frisky.
• Eat, drink, and be Irish. Today and every day!
• Shamrockin' and rollin' all damn day.
• Shits and giggles Shamrocks and shenanigans.
• What's the craic? (Yeah, I've been to Ireland!)
• Take a pitcher, it'll last longer.
• Irish today, hungover tomorrow. (Womp.)
• Ready to shake my shamrocks.
• If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough.
• Oh. My. Guinness.
• I’m not Irish, but my coffee is 😉.
• Erin go Bragh, amirite?!
• Tell a leprechaun you love them today.
• It's a brew-tiful day to be Irish.
• It's me! I'm the pretty little Galway girl Ed Sheeran was talking about!
• Don't mind me, just pretending I'm at the Temple Bar Pub rn.
• Sassy lass and proud of it.

For when you're feeling lucky...

• This is a story about a girl named Lucky.
• Well, well, well. Luck be a lady.
• The odds of finding a four-leaf clover are 1 in 10,000. So, like, almost as rare as me.
• I make my own luck, thank you very much!
• So clover it.
• Who needs luck? I have charm.
• Me most days: ☘️. Me today: 🍀.
• You don't need luck when you have friends like these.
• No Krabby Paddies here.
• Yeah...you can go luck yourself.
• Can't wait to press my luck today.
• Double tap for good luck.
• Sorry not sorry, the leprechauns made me do it.
• Can't luck this up!
• 10/10 chance I end up watching the 2001 classic film The Luck of the Irish tonight.

For cute pics with your person...

• Me and my lucky charm.
• Lucky I'm in love with my best friend.
• We green up nice, eh?
• Lucky, blessed, and all the rest.
• They're always after me lucky charms!
• We're ready to (sham)rock.
• We're in the pursuit of hoppiness.
• Dublin the fun!
• I’m a clover, not a fighter.
• You're pure gold, baby. Pure gold.
• We decided to ~go green~.
• Cutest clover in the patch is mine!
• Lucky in love is lucky enough.
• Your love is worth more than gold (but I'll take some of that too).
• No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed, yes.
• Hey, I found a four-leaf clover!
• I think I might push my luck with you.
• Look who I found at the end of the rainbow!
• Irish everyone had someone as great as my babe.
• Oh, them? They're my good luck charm.

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Corinne Sullivan is an Editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers a variety of beats, including lifestyle, entertainment, relationships, shopping, and more. She can tell you everything you need to know about the love lives of A-listers, the coziest bedsheets, and the sex toys actually worth your $$$. She is also the author of the 2018 novel Indecent. Follow her on Instagram for cute pics of her pup and bébé. 

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