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70 Spring Break Instagram Captions for 2024

Whether you're packing your swimsuits for a week at an all-inclusive resort or keeping things low-key with a staycation, there's no denying that you deserve a few days of R&R for spring break. We're talking long days on the beach with your favorite bev in hand. Or maybe a scenic day of hiking followed by beer and burgers. Or just curling up with a stack of books and turning your phone on DND. Whatever your spring break looks like, it deserves a spot on your IG grid. Which is why we've come up with a tonnn of spring break captions Just! For! You!

Everyone knows that the hardest part isn't necessarily getting the perfect pic, it's coming up with a reaaaally freakin' good caption. You want something that isn't gonna make you cringe when you look at it in two weeks, but you also want something semi-original. Whether you're sharing a picture of your crew looking H-O-T as hell, a pic of yourself frolicking in the ocean, or a lil snap of your cozy staycation, we've got all the spring break captions you need, right this way.

For your bikini selfies

  • Thanks for your email! I’m OOO with limited access to giving any f*cks.
  • Sorry, this conference room is reserved for the rest of the day.
  • Yeah, I’m going to be stuck in this meeting until further notice.
  • EOD? LOL, I’m OOO on PTO. So GTFO of my inbox.
  • Back in my no-effs-given uniform…
  • Not just a snack, I’m the whole damn meal.
  • BS!! (That's beach and sunshine, duh.)
  • "In 15 minutes, I have every intention of turning over."
  • For that group swimwear shot

  • You can’t swim with us.
  • Waiting for our Sports Illustrated cover.
  • Spring break foreverrrrr 👙
  • Suns out, buns out!
  • Just a bunch of beaches.
  • Aqua-holics Retreat 2K24.
  • {Spring} breakin’ out the bikinis!
  • Yup, we're playing Marco Polo without you.
  • For that gorge sunset beach pic

  • I hope my future children are this pretty.
  • Wait, sorry, why don’t I live here?
  • Damn, this girl is on fire tonight.
  • “Felt pretty, might delete later.” —Earth
  • Dropping out and moving here—feel free to visit.
  • See you tomorrow, BFF. ☀️
  • My new fave color is sunset.
  • For a good ol' cocktail ’gram

  • New rule: All drinks must come in a coconut container.
  • Snooze, booze, repeat.
  • We found friends! They follow us everywhere!
  • But first, cocktails.
  • Raise your glass if you barely survived spring break!
  • Alcohol you later!
  • It's happy hour every hour, on the hour.
  • One of each, pls.
  • For those mesmerizing ocean waves

  • View from the office today:
  • Beach, please.
  • If you don’t hear from me, Ursula stole my phone.
  • About to be the pruniest.
  • The only thing blue right now is the water.
  • Waves for dayzzz.
  • Seashells by the seashore 24/7.
  • For those fab poolside snaps

  • Pool so hard all the floaties wanna fine me.
  • Pool hair, kind of care…because, you know, chlorine.
  • Stop trippin’, start dippin’.
  • Alexa, play "Walking on Sunshine."
  • Currently sun-employed.
  • Stepped off the flight, came here immediately.
  • For when you're yachtin' it up

  • Life is better on a boat. It’s science.
  • *Caution: Rough waters ahead!*
  • No one:
    Me: “I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat!”
  • Whatever floats your boat.
  • Smooth sailing.
  • The only way to get *tide* down.
  • For all those delish vacation eats

  • Snacks gotta snack.
  • Vacay food diary: 🍦🍟 🍹 🍉
  • “Wanna get sauced?” —The nuggets we ordered at 2 a.m.
  • Beach. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
  • 5 mins before I jumped back in the ocean:
  • Of all the amazing restaurants here, I chose this.
  • For those candid beach shots

  • Walking away from all my responsibilities like…
  • Seas the day!
  • It was a sandy spring break.
  • Spring sprang sprung break.
  • Fwd mail to my new address, pls.
  • Beach therapy > regular therapy.
  • For your cozy staycation pics

  • Spring breaking in the place I love the most (bed, obviously).
  • Staycays are the new vacays.
  • Playing tourist today.
  • Drinking wine in my backyard, don't text.
  • The simple life.
  • To quote Bruno Mars, "Today I don't feel like doing anything."
  • When in doubt, staycation.
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